This, if you were wondering, is how it feels to be a hapless robot fucker.

Youtube animate-y boy: "Hey, I made a video series where I talk about movies and cartoons."

Everybody else: "Wow, this is very interesting and funny. Good job!"

Me: "Hey, see that TV with an anime girl face? The one that's acting real cute all the time? Is she single? Because I would absolutely fuck that TV senseless."

A reasonable person: "Wh . . . what? You don't have anything to say about the actual content of the review show? Also, how would you even have sex with a television?"

Me: "There was a review going on? Sorry, I was too distracted thinking about slamming a robot with a TV for a head to notice the actual content of the video."

This is my life.

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